1 00:04:30,847 --> 00:04:34,847 www.titlovi.com 2 00:04:37,847 --> 00:04:39,669 Who was that you spoke to? 3 00:04:40,055 --> 00:04:44,757 Andreuccio. l knew him as a boy, l knew his father too... 4 00:04:45,144 --> 00:04:47,926 ...a rich man from my village... 5 00:04:48,024 --> 00:04:49,747 ...he was somebody! 6 00:04:49,911 --> 00:04:51,886 Now he lives near Rome. 7 00:04:51,960 --> 00:04:55,637 His son has come to buy horses. 8 00:05:19,736 --> 00:05:23,860 My friend, can l buy one of your horses? 9 00:06:38,362 --> 00:06:39,605 Oh, sir! 10 00:06:39,930 --> 00:06:40,944 Who, me? 11 00:06:41,050 --> 00:06:44,792 A pretty lady wants to see you. 12 00:06:44,857 --> 00:06:46,286 Gladly! 13 00:06:46,394 --> 00:06:51,151 Come, she is waiting for you. 14 00:06:52,185 --> 00:06:53,811 Let's go! 15 00:06:54,362 --> 00:06:56,980 Follow me. 16 00:07:41,307 --> 00:07:43,095 Andreuccio, welcome! 17 00:07:43,162 --> 00:07:45,813 The pleasure is mine! 18 00:07:46,042 --> 00:07:48,825 Andreuccio, come! 19 00:07:49,978 --> 00:07:53,142 Let's sit down. Make yourself comfortable. 20 00:07:56,731 --> 00:07:59,513 You're amazed that l welcome you... 21 00:07:59,579 --> 00:08:01,968 ...kiss you and weep... 22 00:08:02,459 --> 00:08:07,216 ...you'll be more amazed to know we're brother and sister! 23 00:08:09,691 --> 00:08:11,895 Pietro, your father... 24 00:08:11,996 --> 00:08:15,345 ...fell in love with a rich widow during his stay in Palermo. 25 00:08:15,419 --> 00:08:16,914 She sacrificed her reputation. 26 00:08:16,987 --> 00:08:18,580 She gave herself to him. 27 00:08:18,907 --> 00:08:21,177 From that love l was born. 28 00:08:26,396 --> 00:08:29,625 Pietro left her and me to go back to Rome. 29 00:08:29,916 --> 00:08:32,599 He abandoned us completely... 30 00:08:32,668 --> 00:08:35,930 ...and left me as if l were worthless. 31 00:08:36,059 --> 00:08:37,914 l grew up with my mother. 32 00:08:37,979 --> 00:08:39,867 She was noble. 33 00:08:39,932 --> 00:08:44,722 She married me off to a Guelph gentleman. 34 00:08:45,244 --> 00:08:47,994 Sadly, her secret agreement with King Charles... 35 00:08:48,060 --> 00:08:50,231 ...was discovered by King Frederick... 36 00:08:50,300 --> 00:08:52,056 ...who chased us out of Palermo... 37 00:08:52,124 --> 00:08:56,913 ...just when l was about to become a great lady. 38 00:08:57,308 --> 00:09:01,531 The Guelph King came to our rescue. 39 00:09:01,660 --> 00:09:06,450 He gave money to my husband, your brother-in-law! 40 00:09:06,684 --> 00:09:10,961 So thank God l have found you, brother dear! 41 00:09:11,069 --> 00:09:14,484 l'm glad to have a sister... 42 00:09:14,556 --> 00:09:15,898 ...since l am all alone. 43 00:09:17,277 --> 00:09:20,310 Every cloud has a silver lining. 44 00:09:24,349 --> 00:09:27,164 l didn't know Papa was like that... 45 00:09:27,229 --> 00:09:30,044 ...but when a man is young.... 46 00:09:31,805 --> 00:09:35,066 Actually, l came here to.... 47 00:09:35,709 --> 00:09:38,327 Anyway, thank you, sister dear! 48 00:09:38,397 --> 00:09:41,212 Now let's celebrate! 49 00:09:44,381 --> 00:09:46,169 Make yourself at home. 50 00:10:36,926 --> 00:10:40,635 You can spend the night here. 51 00:10:41,022 --> 00:10:43,772 Naples is not safe at night. 52 00:10:43,966 --> 00:10:45,657 Good night, brother dear! 53 00:10:45,726 --> 00:10:47,287 Good night, sister dear! 54 00:10:47,646 --> 00:10:51,061 lf you need anything, just ask the boy. 55 00:10:55,487 --> 00:10:57,396 Thank you, sister dear! 56 00:11:40,703 --> 00:11:42,711 Boy, where's the.... 57 00:11:43,904 --> 00:11:46,271 The toilet? Over there. 58 00:11:56,351 --> 00:11:58,326 Help! 59 00:12:03,071 --> 00:12:06,071 l fell into the shit! Help! 60 00:12:53,473 --> 00:12:56,506 Open up, sister dear! 61 00:12:56,961 --> 00:12:58,652 Who's knocking? 62 00:13:00,481 --> 00:13:04,954 Andreuccio, the Sicilian lady's brother. 63 00:13:05,121 --> 00:13:08,536 Good man, you're drunk, go to sleep. 64 00:13:08,609 --> 00:13:11,838 Never heard of any Andreuccio! 65 00:13:11,905 --> 00:13:15,483 ls this how they treat a brother in Sicily? 66 00:13:16,353 --> 00:13:19,866 At least toss down my clothes and money. 67 00:13:19,937 --> 00:13:22,654 Good man, you're out of your mind. 68 00:13:23,425 --> 00:13:25,214 To hell with you! 69 00:13:28,546 --> 00:13:32,441 lll-bred lout, disturbing women so late! 70 00:13:32,513 --> 00:13:34,456 People sleep at this time! 71 00:13:34,529 --> 00:13:37,377 Be gone or you'll be killed! 72 00:13:37,442 --> 00:13:41,915 Go where you belong! Go away! 73 00:14:01,986 --> 00:14:06,459 What do you mean, disturbing my sister? 74 00:14:08,867 --> 00:14:10,689 Be gone! 75 00:15:20,931 --> 00:15:23,681 That's the worst stench l ever smelt. 76 00:15:24,388 --> 00:15:25,468 Shit! 77 00:16:03,557 --> 00:16:04,539 Who are you? 78 00:16:04,613 --> 00:16:06,914 Andreuccio, from out of town. 79 00:16:07,493 --> 00:16:11,617 l came to Naples to buy horses. 80 00:16:11,812 --> 00:16:14,365 l met a lady claiming to be my sister. 81 00:16:14,437 --> 00:16:16,412 She invited me to supper. 82 00:16:16,933 --> 00:16:21,439 l fell into her toilet and here l am! 83 00:16:21,925 --> 00:16:24,129 So they stole you blind! 84 00:16:28,005 --> 00:16:29,696 l get it! 85 00:16:33,509 --> 00:16:36,226 Thank the Madonna for losing your money! 86 00:16:36,645 --> 00:16:37,758 What? 87 00:16:38,597 --> 00:16:40,986 Because that's life! 88 00:16:42,661 --> 00:16:45,509 Thank God for falling into the shit! 89 00:16:45,669 --> 00:16:48,386 Say, ''Thank God!'' 90 00:16:48,645 --> 00:16:49,823 Thank you, God! 91 00:16:49,894 --> 00:16:54,117 Thank God again for bringing you here! 92 00:16:54,886 --> 00:16:57,820 You'll soon have as much money... 93 00:16:58,214 --> 00:17:01,378 ...as there are stars in heaven. 94 00:17:03,557 --> 00:17:06,045 We'll take pity on you! 95 00:17:07,782 --> 00:17:12,038 Listen. lf you like scams, we have one... 96 00:17:12,742 --> 00:17:15,393 ...that l promise... 97 00:17:15,462 --> 00:17:18,659 ...will bring you much more loot than what you lost! 98 00:17:19,815 --> 00:17:20,829 Do you agree? 99 00:17:21,478 --> 00:17:22,973 Yes, l agree. 100 00:17:45,127 --> 00:17:47,877 The Archbishop of Naples died yesterday. 101 00:17:48,070 --> 00:17:50,459 Minutolo was his name. 102 00:17:52,103 --> 00:17:53,696 His tomb is in there. 103 00:17:53,767 --> 00:17:56,353 He is richly dressed. 104 00:17:57,223 --> 00:17:58,205 And moreover... 105 00:17:58,279 --> 00:18:02,654 ...he's wearing a ruby worth 500 gold florins. 106 00:18:03,783 --> 00:18:05,987 Be brave, lift the lid! 107 00:18:41,352 --> 00:18:42,596 Who'll get in? 108 00:18:42,952 --> 00:18:44,359 Not me! 109 00:18:46,056 --> 00:18:49,318 Me neither. You, Andreuccio! 110 00:18:49,384 --> 00:18:51,391 Not me, l'm afraid! 111 00:18:51,464 --> 00:18:52,708 lf you don't get in... 112 00:18:52,776 --> 00:18:55,111 ...l swear by the Madonna... 113 00:18:55,176 --> 00:18:58,525 ...l'll beat you to death. 114 00:18:58,696 --> 00:19:01,031 Get in! Go on! 115 00:19:01,160 --> 00:19:04,324 lnside! 116 00:19:17,833 --> 00:19:20,069 How ugly you are! 117 00:20:04,842 --> 00:20:06,751 Where's the ring? 118 00:20:06,825 --> 00:20:08,680 No rings in here. 119 00:20:08,745 --> 00:20:10,534 Where's the ring? 120 00:20:10,602 --> 00:20:12,642 l want to see the ring! 121 00:20:12,714 --> 00:20:14,208 No rings here! 122 00:20:14,409 --> 00:20:15,555 Are you sure? 123 00:20:16,106 --> 00:20:18,790 Of course l'm sure! No rings! 124 00:20:18,858 --> 00:20:20,167 Oh, really? 125 00:20:28,618 --> 00:20:31,106 Now screw yourself! 126 00:21:05,515 --> 00:21:08,003 Wake up! Are you made of stone? 127 00:21:08,266 --> 00:21:10,023 Get to work! 128 00:21:24,075 --> 00:21:27,391 l won't get in. l'm afraid! 129 00:21:27,851 --> 00:21:31,364 Are you thieves or not? A valuable ruby is inside! 130 00:21:31,499 --> 00:21:34,019 l'm your sacristan, so trust me! 131 00:21:34,283 --> 00:21:39,072 Why be afraid? Dead men don't bite! 132 00:21:39,339 --> 00:21:40,866 l'll get in! 133 00:22:23,885 --> 00:22:26,274 Once upon a time in Lombardy... 134 00:22:26,348 --> 00:22:29,348 ...where the Tuscan tongue is spoken... 135 00:22:29,645 --> 00:22:33,354 ...there was a convent famous for its chastity... 136 00:22:33,420 --> 00:22:34,947 ...and piety. 137 00:22:35,084 --> 00:22:36,513 ln it, among the nuns... 138 00:22:36,588 --> 00:22:39,206 ...was a young noble lady... 139 00:22:39,564 --> 00:22:42,085 ...of great beauty. 140 00:22:42,540 --> 00:22:45,224 Let me tell it the Neapolitan way. 141 00:22:45,324 --> 00:22:48,008 Now, what happened in the convent... 142 00:22:48,077 --> 00:22:50,444 ...a very good-looking nun... 143 00:22:50,669 --> 00:22:53,255 ...fell in love with a handsome youth. 144 00:22:53,485 --> 00:22:58,242 She let him into her cell at night. 145 00:22:58,701 --> 00:23:02,018 But one night, the other nuns, they were jealous. 146 00:23:02,093 --> 00:23:03,402 They found out. 147 00:23:03,469 --> 00:23:05,890 They caught them right in the act! 148 00:23:05,965 --> 00:23:10,373 They went to Mother Superior. 149 00:23:10,669 --> 00:23:12,906 They knocked on her door. 150 00:23:12,973 --> 00:23:14,828 She was in bed with a priest. 151 00:23:14,893 --> 00:23:19,203 She was so scared she mistook the priest's drawers... 152 00:23:19,277 --> 00:23:23,074 ...for her veil and opened the door with them on her head! 153 00:23:23,150 --> 00:23:26,925 She went to knock on the young nun's door... 154 00:23:26,990 --> 00:23:29,478 ...while the other sisters watched. 155 00:23:29,549 --> 00:23:32,364 The frightened nun came out, then said: 156 00:23:32,430 --> 00:23:35,593 ''So you too were having fun! 157 00:23:35,886 --> 00:23:38,406 ''The priest's drawers are on your head!'' 158 00:23:38,477 --> 00:23:42,252 After that, all the nuns had a good time! 159 00:24:00,814 --> 00:24:03,596 Work should feed us, not kill us. 160 00:24:03,727 --> 00:24:08,037 Do you know the convent on the hill? 161 00:24:08,110 --> 00:24:09,899 l used to work there. 162 00:24:10,062 --> 00:24:13,259 You can't imagine the trouble they gave me! 163 00:24:13,327 --> 00:24:16,491 lt was, ''Set this down, pick that up!'' 164 00:24:16,559 --> 00:24:19,276 They'd take my hoe and say, ''Dig there!'' 165 00:24:19,343 --> 00:24:21,710 l dug and dug! 166 00:24:21,774 --> 00:24:25,997 They were all so pretty, l was beside myself! 167 00:24:26,063 --> 00:24:27,208 The sacristan... 168 00:24:27,279 --> 00:24:30,760 ...says to send another gardener. 169 00:24:31,247 --> 00:24:33,865 An old man. 170 00:24:33,935 --> 00:24:37,251 They can't hire a young man in the convent! 171 00:24:37,327 --> 00:24:40,295 l won't send a soul, young or old! 172 00:24:40,527 --> 00:24:43,374 No one can stand it in there! 173 00:24:43,439 --> 00:24:45,992 Where can l find an old man? 174 00:24:48,463 --> 00:24:53,100 A young man is out of the question. 175 00:24:53,167 --> 00:24:56,779 Because those nuns are possessed by the devil! 176 00:24:57,327 --> 00:25:01,070 lt's bad for men to be surrounded by women. 177 00:25:57,488 --> 00:25:59,398 l'm the bursar. 178 00:25:59,921 --> 00:26:01,514 What do you want? Who are you? 179 00:26:02,001 --> 00:26:03,724 l don't understand. 180 00:26:04,081 --> 00:26:05,008 What is it? 181 00:26:05,456 --> 00:26:06,950 Speak up! 182 00:26:12,657 --> 00:26:13,672 You can't talk! 183 00:26:16,081 --> 00:26:17,128 Are you hungry? 184 00:26:31,185 --> 00:26:32,079 Who is he? 185 00:26:32,913 --> 00:26:35,761 Dear Mother. A poor deaf-mute. 186 00:26:37,009 --> 00:26:38,471 He can't talk. 187 00:26:38,929 --> 00:26:40,588 He's asking for work. 188 00:26:41,682 --> 00:26:44,551 Could he stay with us? He could be our gardener. 189 00:26:44,977 --> 00:26:47,181 -Yes. -Given that he is all muscle... 190 00:26:47,953 --> 00:26:49,960 ...and no brain. 191 00:26:52,114 --> 00:26:54,699 Okay. We'll take him on. 192 00:26:55,602 --> 00:26:59,017 Give him some shoes and an old shirt. 193 00:27:00,242 --> 00:27:03,241 Treat him well, feed him well. 194 00:27:09,074 --> 00:27:10,284 And him, who is he? 195 00:27:10,770 --> 00:27:13,039 A poor deaf-mute, he can't hear or speak. 196 00:27:13,938 --> 00:27:16,305 A man in our convent! 197 00:27:16,914 --> 00:27:19,631 Did you hear that sister? A man in our convent! 198 00:27:21,970 --> 00:27:23,693 He can't hear, but he can eat! 199 00:27:24,434 --> 00:27:26,605 He can't talk, but he can chew! 200 00:27:28,563 --> 00:27:29,904 So you are happy now? 201 00:27:29,970 --> 00:27:32,840 With the soup that we poor little nuns make? 202 00:28:16,820 --> 00:28:18,096 Can you keep a secret? 203 00:28:18,899 --> 00:28:21,582 Something has often occurred to me. 204 00:28:22,580 --> 00:28:24,685 Maybe you'd like it, too. 205 00:28:25,204 --> 00:28:27,538 l swear it, l won't tell anyone. 206 00:28:29,044 --> 00:28:32,459 Every woman who stops here... 207 00:28:32,532 --> 00:28:35,085 ...says that nothing on earth is more pleasant... 208 00:28:35,156 --> 00:28:37,458 ...than what a man does with a woman. 209 00:28:50,292 --> 00:28:53,227 That is why l've been thinking... 210 00:28:53,812 --> 00:28:55,503 ...l'd like to try with the deaf-mute... 211 00:28:55,572 --> 00:28:57,580 ...to see if what they say is true. 212 00:28:57,748 --> 00:29:00,115 With him, there's no risk. 213 00:29:00,724 --> 00:29:02,896 He's a simpleton. 214 00:29:03,636 --> 00:29:05,524 He can't tell anyone. 215 00:29:07,156 --> 00:29:08,104 What do you think? 216 00:29:08,213 --> 00:29:12,970 Don't you know, we pledged our virginity to God? 217 00:29:13,109 --> 00:29:17,233 We make God many promises we can't keep. 218 00:29:17,557 --> 00:29:20,175 lf we get a baby, then what? 219 00:29:20,244 --> 00:29:23,244 Why think of trouble before it comes? 220 00:29:23,988 --> 00:29:25,744 Every ailment has a remedy! 221 00:29:26,293 --> 00:29:27,853 How will we go about it? 222 00:29:28,628 --> 00:29:30,516 lt's 3:00 in the afternoon. 223 00:29:30,581 --> 00:29:33,964 At this time, the other nuns are all napping. 224 00:29:34,197 --> 00:29:35,757 So it is the perfect timing. 225 00:29:36,308 --> 00:29:39,178 We'll lead him by the hand to the hut. 226 00:29:40,565 --> 00:29:43,282 l'll try it while you stand guard, and vice-versa. 227 00:29:45,781 --> 00:29:47,821 Come, come with us! 228 00:29:55,381 --> 00:29:56,875 Come on now, move it. 229 00:30:18,870 --> 00:30:20,114 Come. 230 00:30:20,790 --> 00:30:22,066 Now get in the saddle! 231 00:30:22,774 --> 00:30:24,596 Ride me! 232 00:30:27,990 --> 00:30:32,147 Can't you understand? Make love to me. 233 00:31:11,254 --> 00:31:13,491 lt's heaven, sister! What they say is true! 234 00:31:14,103 --> 00:31:15,728 Go on, now you try. 235 00:32:01,783 --> 00:32:03,310 l never would've guessed! 236 00:32:03,512 --> 00:32:06,894 lt's really true, sister. Now don't tell a soul! 237 00:32:07,544 --> 00:32:11,318 You and me only, every day! 238 00:32:11,992 --> 00:32:14,741 lt's heaven! 239 00:32:18,904 --> 00:32:20,213 What will we do? 240 00:32:20,280 --> 00:32:22,997 Tell our Mother Superior! What an outrage! 241 00:32:23,193 --> 00:32:24,305 Let's hurry. 242 00:32:24,376 --> 00:32:28,053 Wait, why hurry? Let's think it over. 243 00:32:28,536 --> 00:32:33,076 Why let two alone enjoy what we all can share? 244 00:32:49,176 --> 00:32:50,453 Get in! 245 00:33:56,186 --> 00:33:58,804 Get up! Come here! 246 00:34:09,851 --> 00:34:12,185 Come here, obey me! 247 00:34:18,970 --> 00:34:20,694 Get on top of me. 248 00:34:21,563 --> 00:34:23,156 Are you blind as well? 249 00:34:23,866 --> 00:34:25,175 Be a good boy. 250 00:34:25,371 --> 00:34:26,931 You have to make love to me! 251 00:34:28,571 --> 00:34:31,669 Now show me, come on! 252 00:34:40,571 --> 00:34:44,084 Don't stop! What's wrong, stupid? 253 00:34:44,155 --> 00:34:47,352 Go on, you haven't finished yet! 254 00:34:47,643 --> 00:34:49,105 Get back in! Go on! 255 00:34:49,435 --> 00:34:52,599 One cock may satisfy ten hens... 256 00:34:53,564 --> 00:34:57,011 ...but ten men can barely satisfy one woman. 257 00:34:57,083 --> 00:34:58,392 l have to satisfy nine! 258 00:34:58,651 --> 00:35:02,034 Either l leave, or we figure out another way! 259 00:35:02,107 --> 00:35:04,562 What? l thought you were a deaf-mute! 260 00:35:05,051 --> 00:35:07,866 l came here on purpose for this job. 261 00:35:08,827 --> 00:35:10,420 And what a job! 262 00:35:10,492 --> 00:35:12,281 l didn't know it was so hard! 263 00:35:13,179 --> 00:35:15,546 A miracle! 264 00:35:15,611 --> 00:35:17,040 What? 265 00:35:17,404 --> 00:35:19,476 A miracle! 266 00:35:28,027 --> 00:35:32,599 lt's a miracle, sisters! 267 00:35:47,740 --> 00:35:50,457 Don't worry, we'll arrange everything... 268 00:35:50,716 --> 00:35:53,236 ...so that you can stay in the convent always... 269 00:35:53,693 --> 00:35:57,141 ...and satisfy us all without killing yourself! 270 00:35:57,436 --> 00:35:59,640 What's more, you'll be a saint. 271 00:36:01,757 --> 00:36:05,466 God has made the gardener talk! 272 00:36:05,693 --> 00:36:07,700 A miracle! 273 00:36:46,557 --> 00:36:48,499 My love! 274 00:36:56,638 --> 00:36:57,620 Peronella! 275 00:37:02,878 --> 00:37:06,620 lt's my husband! He'll kill me! 276 00:37:24,126 --> 00:37:27,542 See how well she locks herself in. 277 00:37:28,479 --> 00:37:32,123 God be praised l have such a virtuous wife! 278 00:37:34,046 --> 00:37:34,995 Hurry up! 279 00:37:37,182 --> 00:37:40,477 l'm coming! l heard you! 280 00:37:52,286 --> 00:37:53,563 Get in the jar! 281 00:37:53,631 --> 00:37:57,592 My husband's insane jealousy will kill me! Stay in, don't move! 282 00:37:57,759 --> 00:38:00,377 Why did he have to come back so soon this morning? 283 00:38:00,447 --> 00:38:03,000 He nearly saw you come in! 284 00:38:05,663 --> 00:38:08,631 That cuckold! And l was almost finished! 285 00:38:09,343 --> 00:38:10,587 l'm coming! 286 00:38:14,847 --> 00:38:18,492 Back already? l'll kill you! 287 00:38:18,656 --> 00:38:20,696 lf you don't work, how will we eat? 288 00:38:20,831 --> 00:38:24,279 l'm tired of pawning the four rags l wear! 289 00:38:24,479 --> 00:38:26,421 l sweat blood, sewing all day. 290 00:38:26,495 --> 00:38:29,529 My nails all came off. Look! 291 00:38:32,896 --> 00:38:33,943 You don't take care of us! 292 00:38:37,824 --> 00:38:39,733 All the neighbors know how much l work. 293 00:38:40,160 --> 00:38:42,429 You saunter home when you should be at work. 294 00:38:43,232 --> 00:38:46,298 How miserable l am! 295 00:38:47,680 --> 00:38:49,207 See what a good wife l have? 296 00:38:49,856 --> 00:38:51,961 Don't be angry, l believe you. 297 00:38:52,416 --> 00:38:54,488 lt's Saint Galeone's day, a holiday. 298 00:38:55,072 --> 00:38:56,698 That's why l'm back. 299 00:38:56,800 --> 00:38:58,972 l've got a buyer for the big jar. 300 00:38:59,648 --> 00:39:00,892 Smile now, dear wife of mine. 301 00:39:01,216 --> 00:39:02,645 We'll have bread for a month! 302 00:39:03,008 --> 00:39:05,048 He'll pay five denari! 303 00:39:05,216 --> 00:39:06,623 Just think, five denari! 304 00:39:07,009 --> 00:39:08,569 That's why l'm angry. 305 00:39:09,600 --> 00:39:13,495 You're a man and you sell it for five. 306 00:39:13,792 --> 00:39:16,607 l'm a woman, l stay at home all day... 307 00:39:16,768 --> 00:39:18,492 ...and l sold it for seven... 308 00:39:18,561 --> 00:39:22,074 ...to a young man just before you came home. 309 00:39:22,209 --> 00:39:24,762 He's inside it looking it over. 310 00:39:25,793 --> 00:39:28,313 Sorry! My wife sold it for seven! 311 00:39:28,385 --> 00:39:30,556 Let's go conclude the deal. 312 00:39:30,977 --> 00:39:33,976 Let's thank Saint Galeone for sending you home! 313 00:39:34,785 --> 00:39:36,640 Where are you, good woman? 314 00:39:36,769 --> 00:39:40,217 l'm coming. See what a fine jar it is? 315 00:39:41,057 --> 00:39:44,091 You offered five, my wife sold it for seven! 316 00:39:46,305 --> 00:39:47,614 Here l am! 317 00:39:50,177 --> 00:39:53,919 Who are you? l spoke to a woman first. 318 00:39:54,849 --> 00:39:56,278 l'm her husband! 319 00:39:56,674 --> 00:39:59,608 lt's in good shape, but it's dirty inside... 320 00:40:01,249 --> 00:40:06,006 ...an inch of muck, not even water takes it off. 321 00:40:08,898 --> 00:40:11,287 That won't stop us from selling it. 322 00:40:11,874 --> 00:40:16,129 My husband will get in and scrape it clean. 323 00:40:16,258 --> 00:40:17,370 Yes, of course. 324 00:40:23,682 --> 00:40:24,794 Get my scraper. 325 00:40:35,202 --> 00:40:38,398 Now laugh, because you made a good profit! 326 00:40:41,218 --> 00:40:43,640 The buyer is right. 327 00:40:44,002 --> 00:40:46,850 The jar stinks inside! 328 00:40:47,555 --> 00:40:49,464 Scrape it clean! 329 00:40:49,731 --> 00:40:51,618 Let's do things right! 330 00:40:57,122 --> 00:40:58,464 Higher. 331 00:40:59,267 --> 00:41:00,728 Lower. 332 00:41:01,187 --> 00:41:03,292 You're in the right place now. 333 00:41:05,283 --> 00:41:07,225 lt's still dirty there. 334 00:41:08,547 --> 00:41:10,073 Take your time. 335 00:41:11,139 --> 00:41:13,856 We can't pass up this big deal! 336 00:41:17,219 --> 00:41:18,812 That's it! 337 00:41:19,363 --> 00:41:22,112 Keep scraping till l'm satisfied! 338 00:41:22,339 --> 00:41:27,096 Where can a person find a husband like you? 339 00:41:28,483 --> 00:41:31,451 Things aren't going well for you. 340 00:41:31,875 --> 00:41:34,624 You did the best you could. 341 00:41:35,363 --> 00:41:38,712 You committed many forgeries. 342 00:41:39,075 --> 00:41:40,701 You killed people. 343 00:41:40,931 --> 00:41:43,004 You seduced women. 344 00:41:43,492 --> 00:41:46,241 You blasphemed God and all the saints. 345 00:41:47,395 --> 00:41:49,500 You're even a bit queer. 346 00:41:52,195 --> 00:41:56,189 To put it simply, it's time you go away for a while. 347 00:41:56,452 --> 00:41:57,662 Don't you agree? 348 00:41:59,204 --> 00:42:00,153 Maybe so. 349 00:42:00,420 --> 00:42:02,046 For personal reasons... 350 00:42:02,147 --> 00:42:05,311 ...there's a problem l can't handle myself. 351 00:42:05,668 --> 00:42:09,563 l have a large debt to collect in the north. 352 00:42:09,732 --> 00:42:11,423 My debtors... 353 00:42:11,940 --> 00:42:16,643 ...are so evil that perhaps only you can collect it... 354 00:42:16,836 --> 00:42:19,106 ...by hook or by crook. 355 00:42:20,100 --> 00:42:21,082 Are you willing? 356 00:42:21,541 --> 00:42:22,882 Of course! 357 00:42:24,740 --> 00:42:27,774 l'll give you the proper credentials. 358 00:42:28,484 --> 00:42:30,240 You will be the guest... 359 00:42:30,660 --> 00:42:33,246 ...of two brothers from here. 360 00:42:33,732 --> 00:42:35,423 They'll treat you well... 361 00:42:35,492 --> 00:42:39,104 ...for my sake, not yours. 362 00:42:39,588 --> 00:42:41,082 Don't worry. 363 00:42:41,221 --> 00:42:45,181 No one knows you up north. 364 00:42:45,573 --> 00:42:47,613 Sounds good to me. Goodbye, then. 365 00:42:47,749 --> 00:42:49,636 And remember, don't make trouble. 366 00:42:50,341 --> 00:42:52,763 Just bring back the dough! 367 00:44:06,854 --> 00:44:10,203 Ciappelletto, don't expect spaghetti. 368 00:44:10,278 --> 00:44:12,001 We don't eat any. 369 00:44:12,422 --> 00:44:15,106 Here, we eat the German way! 370 00:44:26,758 --> 00:44:28,766 Would you like some wine? 371 00:44:31,527 --> 00:44:33,534 Cheers! 372 00:44:33,671 --> 00:44:35,133 To those who wish us harm! 373 00:44:39,143 --> 00:44:41,761 Dear Ciappelletto, how many people... 374 00:44:41,863 --> 00:44:44,001 ...will soon be miserable here? 375 00:44:44,071 --> 00:44:45,020 Why? 376 00:44:45,159 --> 00:44:47,712 With your reputation.... 377 00:44:48,391 --> 00:44:49,984 Those poor debtors! 378 00:44:50,471 --> 00:44:52,860 Why? Do you think you're better than me? 379 00:44:53,287 --> 00:44:56,418 You leeches? Ghouls! 380 00:44:57,064 --> 00:44:58,308 What is he saying? 381 00:44:58,407 --> 00:45:01,222 You vermin! Filth! 382 00:45:02,504 --> 00:45:04,129 Usurers! 383 00:45:06,279 --> 00:45:08,003 Have you gone mad? 384 00:45:08,072 --> 00:45:09,217 Just joking. 385 00:45:13,287 --> 00:45:17,859 My friend, we're all from Naples, let's stick together. 386 00:45:18,024 --> 00:45:20,707 -For better or for worse. -You're right. 387 00:45:22,632 --> 00:45:23,941 Naples, my home.... 388 00:45:24,584 --> 00:45:26,820 To leave Naples is to long for her! 389 00:46:40,938 --> 00:46:43,872 What'll we do? We can't send him away. 390 00:46:43,978 --> 00:46:45,953 We can't put him out. 391 00:46:46,729 --> 00:46:49,479 People would gossip... 392 00:46:49,545 --> 00:46:51,880 ...after we received him so well. 393 00:46:53,002 --> 00:46:56,417 Now that he's dying, we can't put him out. 394 00:46:56,490 --> 00:47:00,581 You're right, people would criticize us. 395 00:47:01,226 --> 00:47:03,909 He's no good, he has never confessed. 396 00:47:04,010 --> 00:47:07,305 He has never taken communion. 397 00:47:07,370 --> 00:47:11,265 People are right! He'll die like a dog. 398 00:47:11,402 --> 00:47:16,104 lf he does confess.... l shudder to think of it! 399 00:47:17,354 --> 00:47:20,289 For sins like his, there's no confessor. 400 00:47:20,362 --> 00:47:22,020 No one could absolve him! 401 00:47:23,050 --> 00:47:26,530 He'll die like a dog. 402 00:47:28,235 --> 00:47:30,340 Come here. 403 00:47:34,730 --> 00:47:37,959 l don't want to cause you any trouble. 404 00:47:38,379 --> 00:47:40,201 l heard what you said. 405 00:47:41,290 --> 00:47:44,869 lt could happen as you say. 406 00:47:45,003 --> 00:47:46,497 But l won't let it happen. 407 00:47:47,339 --> 00:47:51,463 l have sinned so often in my life... 408 00:47:52,042 --> 00:47:54,792 ...that one more sin before l die... 409 00:47:55,083 --> 00:47:56,544 ...won't matter. 410 00:47:59,435 --> 00:48:03,210 Go find me the most pious priest in town. 411 00:48:03,915 --> 00:48:07,112 Bring him here to confess me. 412 00:48:08,395 --> 00:48:11,429 l'll do the rest, don't worry. 413 00:48:19,435 --> 00:48:22,730 ln the name of God, will someone come? 414 00:48:22,796 --> 00:48:24,290 A man is dying. 415 00:48:25,003 --> 00:48:27,851 Send us your most pious priest. 416 00:48:29,131 --> 00:48:30,538 lt was a lovely meal, father... 417 00:48:30,603 --> 00:48:34,051 ...wine, ham, all the trimmings. 418 00:48:34,476 --> 00:48:36,331 Yes, it was delicious. 419 00:48:36,908 --> 00:48:41,415 He was in such good spirits, poor man. 420 00:48:42,060 --> 00:48:43,882 We sang, all three of us. 421 00:48:48,556 --> 00:48:51,851 Any bad luck, it's always for us. 422 00:48:51,916 --> 00:48:56,586 Poor Ciappelletto, he's like Ecce Homo! 423 00:49:14,060 --> 00:49:15,587 Madonna, have pity! 424 00:49:37,421 --> 00:49:39,788 Have you been guilty of avarice? 425 00:49:39,949 --> 00:49:44,106 Don't blame me if l'm in the usurer's house. 426 00:49:44,717 --> 00:49:47,173 -That son of a bitch! -To hell with you! 427 00:49:47,629 --> 00:49:50,978 l had a large inheritance. 428 00:49:52,398 --> 00:49:54,470 l gave it to the poor. 429 00:49:55,501 --> 00:49:57,323 Of what l earned... 430 00:49:57,742 --> 00:49:59,781 ...l kept only half to live on. 431 00:50:00,526 --> 00:50:03,275 The other half l gave to the poor. 432 00:50:06,222 --> 00:50:08,556 Then tell me, if you would... 433 00:50:09,262 --> 00:50:11,945 ...have you ever sinned with a woman? 434 00:50:12,269 --> 00:50:13,382 He's queer! 435 00:50:16,078 --> 00:50:19,242 l'm as pure as the day l was born. 436 00:50:20,141 --> 00:50:21,548 God bless you! 437 00:50:22,222 --> 00:50:23,815 And the sin of gluttony? 438 00:50:23,918 --> 00:50:26,668 ln thought, while fasting... 439 00:50:27,374 --> 00:50:29,741 ...l had cravings for lettuce! 440 00:50:29,806 --> 00:50:30,853 Lettuce? 441 00:50:31,246 --> 00:50:35,654 These are sins of no account. 442 00:50:36,462 --> 00:50:39,942 There are many sins l haven't told yet! 443 00:50:40,462 --> 00:50:41,410 Which ones? 444 00:50:41,582 --> 00:50:44,168 One day l happened... 445 00:50:44,335 --> 00:50:47,335 ...to spit in the House of God! 446 00:50:47,663 --> 00:50:49,964 My son, that is nothing. 447 00:50:50,414 --> 00:50:54,156 Why, we priests spit every day. Anything else? 448 00:50:54,510 --> 00:50:59,267 There is one sin l have never confessed. 449 00:50:59,983 --> 00:51:01,673 l'm so ashamed! 450 00:51:01,871 --> 00:51:03,431 What is it? 451 00:51:03,502 --> 00:51:05,575 Every time l think of it, l cry. 452 00:51:06,447 --> 00:51:08,651 Oh, how l cry! 453 00:51:08,943 --> 00:51:12,685 l'm sure God will never forgive me. 454 00:51:12,751 --> 00:51:15,947 There are no sins God does not forgive... 455 00:51:16,143 --> 00:51:19,591 ...when a man repents as sincerely as you. 456 00:51:20,591 --> 00:51:22,795 My sin is too serious. 457 00:51:23,215 --> 00:51:27,492 You're kind to pretend God forgives me. 458 00:51:27,631 --> 00:51:32,301 -Confess it, we shall pray together. -l can't! 459 00:51:32,367 --> 00:51:34,342 Confess! 460 00:51:34,479 --> 00:51:35,853 l can't, father. 461 00:51:35,951 --> 00:51:38,668 My son, make the effort! 462 00:51:40,751 --> 00:51:42,442 ln the name of God! 463 00:51:51,920 --> 00:51:55,597 Promise to pray with me and l'll tell. 464 00:51:55,664 --> 00:51:58,184 When l was a little boy... 465 00:51:58,896 --> 00:52:01,929 ...l cursed my mother because of some milk. 466 00:52:03,728 --> 00:52:05,516 My very own mother! 467 00:52:06,480 --> 00:52:09,775 He's dying and doing all this for us. 468 00:52:10,128 --> 00:52:12,136 He really must be a saint! 469 00:52:12,496 --> 00:52:14,984 Your sins seem so big to you... 470 00:52:15,344 --> 00:52:17,711 ...my beloved one, even if you had helped... 471 00:52:18,096 --> 00:52:20,485 ...to nail Him to the Cross... 472 00:52:20,624 --> 00:52:24,847 ...you're so deeply sorry that He forgives you. 473 00:52:26,576 --> 00:52:28,431 What did you say, father? 474 00:52:28,752 --> 00:52:30,443 My dear mother... 475 00:52:31,505 --> 00:52:34,985 ...who carried me for nine months... 476 00:52:36,176 --> 00:52:37,999 ...day and night... 477 00:52:39,921 --> 00:52:42,855 ...nine months in her womb! 478 00:53:19,633 --> 00:53:21,902 He remained faithful in his heart... 479 00:53:22,417 --> 00:53:26,695 ...and if you wretches so much as step on a twig... 480 00:53:26,801 --> 00:53:31,591 ...you offend God, the Madonna and the Heavenly Host! 481 00:53:31,762 --> 00:53:33,550 Now you may enter... 482 00:53:33,682 --> 00:53:36,169 ...and honor the saint! 483 00:54:37,105 --> 00:54:41,578 -Let's stop and take shelter! -Yes, let's stop here! 484 00:54:41,809 --> 00:54:44,559 Stop! 485 00:54:51,345 --> 00:54:53,418 Hurry, run! 486 00:54:56,370 --> 00:54:58,028 l'm coming. 487 00:54:58,194 --> 00:55:00,528 Who's to blame for this? 488 00:55:07,826 --> 00:55:11,655 Gennaro, did you pray for this rain? 489 00:55:11,730 --> 00:55:13,618 Well, you got it! 490 00:55:13,682 --> 00:55:16,813 God never turns me down! 491 00:55:17,010 --> 00:55:19,595 Let me introduce the Master. 492 00:55:19,666 --> 00:55:22,983 The Master doesn't like being called Master. 493 00:55:23,059 --> 00:55:26,320 He's a good painter from the north... 494 00:55:26,770 --> 00:55:29,672 ...Giotto's best pupil. 495 00:55:29,746 --> 00:55:32,496 He has come to paint Naples. 496 00:55:32,563 --> 00:55:34,930 l'm very much honored. 497 00:55:36,530 --> 00:55:40,240 Got anything to keep off the rain? 498 00:55:40,306 --> 00:55:43,306 We'd like to be in Naples by nightfall. 499 00:55:44,691 --> 00:55:48,433 You can use these rags. 500 00:55:49,491 --> 00:55:50,898 Thank you. 501 00:55:58,547 --> 00:56:01,329 lt's still pouring. 502 00:56:01,779 --> 00:56:03,950 Have a good trip. 503 00:56:23,763 --> 00:56:25,803 Master, do you think... 504 00:56:25,875 --> 00:56:29,453 ...that if a stranger saw you... 505 00:56:30,516 --> 00:56:32,338 ...in such a state... 506 00:56:35,027 --> 00:56:36,915 ...he could imagine... 507 00:56:36,980 --> 00:56:40,111 ...that you are one of our best painters? 508 00:57:10,516 --> 00:57:12,109 This way. 509 00:57:12,180 --> 00:57:16,720 They're from the church that commissioned the work. 510 00:57:16,885 --> 00:57:19,219 And those are nuns of the convent. 511 00:57:19,477 --> 00:57:21,135 Greetings. 512 01:00:22,904 --> 01:00:26,482 -ln my friend's honor! -ln your honor, too, sir. 513 01:01:04,473 --> 01:01:06,448 Don't make me die of love! 514 01:01:06,554 --> 01:01:09,074 Don't make me die of love either! 515 01:01:09,305 --> 01:01:10,866 lt's up to you. 516 01:01:11,961 --> 01:01:13,521 Say just one word... 517 01:01:13,722 --> 01:01:16,918 ...and for you, l'll save both my life and yours! 518 01:01:18,297 --> 01:01:20,948 Riccardo, you know how they watch me! 519 01:01:21,050 --> 01:01:23,767 At long last we can talk here. 520 01:01:24,218 --> 01:01:27,513 lf you would like to come to me at night... 521 01:01:27,641 --> 01:01:32,246 ...l won't be ashamed, l'll do as you say. 522 01:01:32,377 --> 01:01:35,792 Caterina, darling, the only way is... 523 01:01:35,865 --> 01:01:39,029 ...you sleep on your terrace, the one above the garden. 524 01:01:39,130 --> 01:01:40,690 l'll climb the wall somehow. 525 01:01:41,498 --> 01:01:44,531 lf you're brave enough to climb that high... 526 01:01:44,698 --> 01:01:47,065 ...l'll find a way to sleep on the terrace. 527 01:02:01,210 --> 01:02:02,934 The heat is awful! 528 01:02:06,715 --> 01:02:10,195 Mama, last night l couldn't sleep. 529 01:02:10,586 --> 01:02:13,882 What heat? lt's almost cool. 530 01:02:14,139 --> 01:02:16,692 But you must know... 531 01:02:16,763 --> 01:02:21,105 ...that girls are much warmer than older women! 532 01:02:21,179 --> 01:02:24,791 True! But what can we do? 533 01:02:24,859 --> 01:02:26,550 lf you and Papa agree... 534 01:02:26,619 --> 01:02:31,223 ...l'll put a bed on the terrace over the garden. 535 01:02:31,290 --> 01:02:32,436 l'll sleep there. 536 01:02:34,651 --> 01:02:38,034 ln the cool open air, l'll listen to the nightingale. 537 01:02:38,139 --> 01:02:42,133 l'll sleep better than in your room. 538 01:02:43,035 --> 01:02:47,159 All right, l'll talk to your father. 539 01:03:16,828 --> 01:03:18,169 Caterina, my darling.... 540 01:03:39,164 --> 01:03:41,019 Give me my first kiss. 541 01:03:41,500 --> 01:03:43,410 Afterwards. Lie down. 542 01:04:14,333 --> 01:04:15,762 Riccardo, my love. 543 01:04:15,837 --> 01:04:17,495 Let's do it again. 544 01:04:43,006 --> 01:04:44,348 Let's sleep a little. 545 01:05:37,311 --> 01:05:39,678 Let me go see how our Caterina... 546 01:05:39,743 --> 01:05:42,809 ...slept through the night with her nightingale. 547 01:06:03,200 --> 01:06:05,207 Giacomina, wake up, get up. 548 01:06:05,343 --> 01:06:06,903 Come look at your daughter! 549 01:06:06,975 --> 01:06:09,364 She caught the nightingale and has it in her hand! 550 01:06:09,439 --> 01:06:11,643 -How can that be? -Get up and come see. 551 01:06:12,223 --> 01:06:13,652 What do you mean, my love? 552 01:06:13,727 --> 01:06:15,189 Come see for yourself. 553 01:06:27,744 --> 01:06:30,329 lf she's had him, he's hers. 554 01:06:30,687 --> 01:06:33,851 He's a fine boy, good family, plenty of money. 555 01:06:34,079 --> 01:06:36,796 We couldn't make a better match. 556 01:06:37,376 --> 01:06:39,099 Our servants are armed... 557 01:06:39,264 --> 01:06:42,298 ...so if he wants to live, he has to marry her... 558 01:06:42,400 --> 01:06:44,407 ...and make no trouble. 559 01:06:44,480 --> 01:06:48,823 He'll put his nightingale in no other cage but hers! 560 01:06:49,312 --> 01:06:52,509 Wake up, you miserable pair! 561 01:06:52,768 --> 01:06:56,761 Dear Riccardo, dear Caterina, how could you sleep together like this? 562 01:06:56,864 --> 01:06:58,871 Let's fix this problem before l call my guards. 563 01:06:58,944 --> 01:07:01,366 Sir, please forgive me! 564 01:07:01,472 --> 01:07:04,090 l know l deserve to die. l did wrong. 565 01:07:04,544 --> 01:07:08,767 You do what is right and honorable for you. 566 01:07:09,152 --> 01:07:12,000 lf you can forgive me, don't kill me. 567 01:07:12,065 --> 01:07:15,578 Riccardo, you did not deserve the love we had for you... 568 01:07:15,681 --> 01:07:17,437 ...and you did not repay my trust in you. 569 01:07:17,505 --> 01:07:21,018 You erred because you are young. 570 01:07:21,185 --> 01:07:24,283 To avoid death for you, and shame for me... 571 01:07:24,352 --> 01:07:27,386 ...which only bloodshed could remove... 572 01:07:27,649 --> 01:07:30,845 ...l ask you to marry Caterina. 573 01:07:30,977 --> 01:07:33,213 Of course l'll marry her! 574 01:07:33,441 --> 01:07:35,197 She'll be my wife... 575 01:07:35,265 --> 01:07:39,738 ...and you'll be my father and mother-in-law! 576 01:07:40,321 --> 01:07:42,742 Give me the ring. 577 01:07:52,673 --> 01:07:55,095 ln the name of God, l wed thee. 578 01:07:58,785 --> 01:08:01,535 Now rest, instead of standing. 579 01:08:01,601 --> 01:08:04,089 l'm sure you need it. 580 01:08:39,650 --> 01:08:41,406 Will he ever get here? 581 01:08:41,890 --> 01:08:43,483 Those artists! 582 01:08:52,611 --> 01:08:53,559 Sorry! 583 01:09:36,739 --> 01:09:38,649 l'm very sorry. 584 01:10:01,444 --> 01:10:02,720 Guys, back to work! 585 01:10:03,012 --> 01:10:05,881 On with it! 586 01:10:17,284 --> 01:10:20,929 Come on, boys! 587 01:11:02,757 --> 01:11:03,902 Stay a bit longer. 588 01:11:04,261 --> 01:11:07,610 Elisabetta, l have to go, it's daylight. 589 01:11:10,854 --> 01:11:12,097 Lorenzo, stay. 590 01:11:12,326 --> 01:11:13,755 l wish l could. 591 01:11:51,110 --> 01:11:52,604 Goodbye, Lorenzo, till tomorrow. 592 01:12:37,415 --> 01:12:39,203 Hey, brothers! Get up! 593 01:12:40,455 --> 01:12:41,437 What's wrong? 594 01:12:41,511 --> 01:12:45,340 Our sister is sleeping with our Siciliano apprentice. 595 01:12:45,479 --> 01:12:49,538 l saw her come out of her room naked. 596 01:12:50,887 --> 01:12:51,902 l'll kill her! 597 01:12:54,951 --> 01:12:56,227 God damn it! 598 01:12:57,383 --> 01:13:00,580 Stop! What are you doing? 599 01:13:05,927 --> 01:13:08,066 Calm down! 600 01:13:08,135 --> 01:13:10,023 Have you gone mad? 601 01:13:15,271 --> 01:13:18,785 What are you doing? Will you quiet down? 602 01:13:18,855 --> 01:13:19,968 Enough! 603 01:13:21,160 --> 01:13:22,654 Are you sure it's true? 604 01:13:23,048 --> 01:13:24,771 Absolutely! 605 01:13:24,872 --> 01:13:26,912 Let's pretend we don't know a thing. 606 01:13:27,240 --> 01:13:29,149 Anything we do today could be compromising. 607 01:13:29,960 --> 01:13:31,903 Don't let on. 608 01:13:33,512 --> 01:13:36,447 No one must hear of our shame. Let's wait for our chance. 609 01:13:36,520 --> 01:13:39,520 That way, no one will ever learn of our disgrace. 610 01:14:23,977 --> 01:14:26,017 Enough work for today! 611 01:14:26,089 --> 01:14:29,319 Let's go for a walk, it's a fine day. 612 01:14:30,121 --> 01:14:32,488 Come along, let's go. 613 01:14:45,482 --> 01:14:48,831 We're going for a walk! 614 01:15:22,891 --> 01:15:24,931 Take a piss with us. 615 01:15:25,003 --> 01:15:27,010 lt doesn't cost a thing! 616 01:15:28,651 --> 01:15:31,171 Make room for our boy! 617 01:15:33,002 --> 01:15:35,752 Did you think we weren't human? 618 01:15:35,819 --> 01:15:37,761 You were wrong. 619 01:15:39,659 --> 01:15:41,033 We're just like other men. 620 01:15:41,099 --> 01:15:43,717 Don't you see? 621 01:15:47,467 --> 01:15:50,118 Look how that Lorenzo runs! 622 01:15:50,187 --> 01:15:53,569 Wait, where are you going? 623 01:15:55,627 --> 01:15:59,206 Here we come, we'll catch you! 624 01:16:03,019 --> 01:16:05,670 Wait for us! Can't you make it? 625 01:16:10,892 --> 01:16:13,990 Let's sit and rest a bit. 626 01:16:18,379 --> 01:16:20,713 This is the coolest place on our land. 627 01:16:22,059 --> 01:16:26,020 Dear Lorenzo, pay attention. Let servants and masters be equal today! 628 01:16:36,267 --> 01:16:38,373 Wash your eyes, refresh yourself! 629 01:17:05,068 --> 01:17:08,483 Come on, jump! Come along! 630 01:17:10,445 --> 01:17:12,714 What are you doing? Let's go! 631 01:17:13,133 --> 01:17:14,921 Run, Lorenzo! 632 01:17:16,236 --> 01:17:18,146 What are you doing? 633 01:17:19,085 --> 01:17:20,743 Run that way. 634 01:17:26,829 --> 01:17:28,138 Run! 635 01:17:29,485 --> 01:17:30,433 Why? 636 01:17:31,981 --> 01:17:35,691 Come on, run that way. 637 01:17:39,661 --> 01:17:41,188 What's wrong? 638 01:19:23,119 --> 01:19:26,599 Sorry if l'm disturbing you. 639 01:19:27,440 --> 01:19:28,683 What do you want? 640 01:19:29,008 --> 01:19:30,796 ls Lorenzo back yet? 641 01:19:31,247 --> 01:19:34,727 He left three days ago. We sent him away on business. 642 01:19:34,799 --> 01:19:37,647 lf you ask again, you'll get the answer you deserve. 643 01:19:38,063 --> 01:19:40,070 Elisabetta, go in the house... 644 01:19:40,655 --> 01:19:44,071 ...and don't come out without our permission. 645 01:19:45,072 --> 01:19:46,632 Go on! 646 01:19:47,984 --> 01:19:50,504 Don't make us say it again, or else! 647 01:20:12,624 --> 01:20:16,715 You keep calling me, and you're sad because l've been gone for so long. 648 01:20:16,784 --> 01:20:19,206 And with your tears, you blame me. 649 01:20:20,720 --> 01:20:23,022 You know why l can never come back again. 650 01:20:23,088 --> 01:20:26,219 lt's because the last day you saw me, with your brothers... 651 01:20:26,288 --> 01:20:27,466 ...they killed me. 652 01:20:28,881 --> 01:20:31,270 They killed me and buried me out there. 653 01:20:36,241 --> 01:20:39,088 So don't wait for me, and call me no more! 654 01:20:58,193 --> 01:21:00,396 l haven't been out for a long time. 655 01:21:01,778 --> 01:21:05,640 Give me permission to go for a walk with the maid. 656 01:21:06,833 --> 01:21:08,873 Enjoy yourself. 657 01:21:09,393 --> 01:21:12,590 Go, but come back soon. 658 01:21:12,657 --> 01:21:15,275 Be cheerful. We like to see you cheerful. 659 01:22:22,035 --> 01:22:24,653 l'd like to take all of you, my love, but l can't. 660 01:23:46,356 --> 01:23:49,390 lt's basil from Salerno, the best. 661 01:23:49,461 --> 01:23:52,559 We'll sprinkle him with rose water. 662 01:24:57,558 --> 01:25:00,373 Come on, let's go. 663 01:25:00,438 --> 01:25:02,958 We've got a long way to go yet! 664 01:25:15,606 --> 01:25:18,672 We've come a long way together. 665 01:25:18,742 --> 01:25:23,085 From market to market, just to earn a bit of bread! 666 01:25:24,694 --> 01:25:28,884 We must be close to your home... 667 01:25:28,951 --> 01:25:31,252 ...the way you described it to me. 668 01:25:31,383 --> 01:25:35,955 At last l can repay your hospitality, Don Gianni. 669 01:25:36,183 --> 01:25:38,866 Thank you, Pietro. 670 01:25:39,190 --> 01:25:41,973 Don't expect as nice a house as yours... 671 01:25:42,743 --> 01:25:46,899 ...just room enough for me, Gemmata and the donkey. 672 01:25:47,927 --> 01:25:51,058 But you have a pretty wife. 673 01:25:53,591 --> 01:25:57,552 l do have a pretty wife, but.... 674 01:25:57,879 --> 01:26:01,010 We'll manage! 675 01:26:02,359 --> 01:26:05,174 My wife and l have it arranged... 676 01:26:05,239 --> 01:26:09,396 ...she's going to sleep with Zita, our neighbor. 677 01:26:09,655 --> 01:26:11,477 She's glad to take her in. 678 01:26:11,543 --> 01:26:15,821 You and l'll sleep in our little bed. 679 01:26:58,712 --> 01:27:00,119 What's wrong? 680 01:27:00,888 --> 01:27:03,638 We're out of luck! 681 01:27:03,928 --> 01:27:05,521 What will we do? 682 01:27:05,625 --> 01:27:10,360 Zita just got married. They're celebrating right now. 683 01:27:10,457 --> 01:27:13,359 Why did she choose today to get married? 684 01:27:13,433 --> 01:27:15,986 Where'll we put our friend, the priest? 685 01:27:16,377 --> 01:27:20,086 l can't go to Zita's with her fool husband there. 686 01:27:21,113 --> 01:27:25,488 Don Gianni, this is my wife, Gemmata. 687 01:27:26,296 --> 01:27:27,955 Very glad to meet you! 688 01:27:28,377 --> 01:27:29,751 Christ be praised! 689 01:27:30,393 --> 01:27:35,095 Don't worry, l'll be all right. 690 01:27:36,665 --> 01:27:38,639 Whenever l like... 691 01:27:38,713 --> 01:27:40,950 ...l use a magic spell. 692 01:27:41,401 --> 01:27:44,118 l turn my mare into a pretty girl. 693 01:27:44,409 --> 01:27:46,035 l sleep with her... 694 01:27:46,937 --> 01:27:48,498 ...then l change her back... 695 01:27:48,570 --> 01:27:51,831 ...and use the mare for my work. 696 01:27:52,985 --> 01:27:55,058 So no matter what... 697 01:27:55,130 --> 01:27:57,399 ...we always stay together. 698 01:28:49,499 --> 01:28:50,808 All cuckolds! 699 01:29:06,299 --> 01:29:10,227 The priest is a good friend of yours... 700 01:29:10,299 --> 01:29:14,161 ...so have him show you the trick, that magic spell of his. 701 01:29:14,235 --> 01:29:16,340 You'll turn me into a mare. 702 01:29:16,411 --> 01:29:18,996 The mare and the donkey will carry everything. 703 01:29:19,067 --> 01:29:22,384 That'll be me, transformed by the spell. 704 01:29:23,835 --> 01:29:25,657 l'll be an obedient mare. 705 01:29:26,140 --> 01:29:27,700 We'll earn twice as much. 706 01:29:27,771 --> 01:29:31,448 At home, l'll turn into a woman again. 707 01:29:32,379 --> 01:29:33,972 What do you say? 708 01:30:20,060 --> 01:30:24,151 Show us how to make my wife into a mare... 709 01:30:24,988 --> 01:30:26,744 ...and back into a woman again. 710 01:30:33,852 --> 01:30:35,478 l beg you in God's name. 711 01:30:37,629 --> 01:30:40,825 See how poor we are. Do it out of charity. 712 01:30:41,884 --> 01:30:44,732 lt'll cost you nothing! 713 01:31:03,901 --> 01:31:06,422 Do you really believe l can? 714 01:31:07,069 --> 01:31:08,149 Yes, we do. 715 01:31:10,717 --> 01:31:13,238 l will show you how... 716 01:31:13,406 --> 01:31:16,570 ...early tomorrow morning. 717 01:31:17,213 --> 01:31:21,915 The hardest part... 718 01:31:22,013 --> 01:31:24,566 ...is to pin the tail on. 719 01:32:32,542 --> 01:32:36,187 Remember that no one else in the world... 720 01:32:36,255 --> 01:32:38,841 ...would do what l'm doing for you. 721 01:32:39,295 --> 01:32:42,329 l'm only doing it because you insist. 722 01:32:42,879 --> 01:32:46,228 lf you want the miracle to happen... 723 01:32:46,303 --> 01:32:48,572 ...you must do exactly as l say! 724 01:32:49,887 --> 01:32:54,328 Now you, Pietro, watch me closely. 725 01:32:54,399 --> 01:32:58,294 And don't forget what l tell you. 726 01:32:58,719 --> 01:33:02,778 Above all, don't spoil it all. 727 01:33:03,359 --> 01:33:06,654 No matter what you see or hear... 728 01:33:06,720 --> 01:33:10,200 ...you mustn't say a single word. 729 01:33:10,560 --> 01:33:13,210 l'll be mute as a fish! 730 01:33:15,872 --> 01:33:20,607 Pray to God for the tail to hook on right! 731 01:33:23,104 --> 01:33:24,926 Come on, Gemmata... 732 01:33:26,496 --> 01:33:27,958 ...strip naked. 733 01:33:28,352 --> 01:33:29,879 All naked? 734 01:33:32,672 --> 01:33:36,894 Naked as a newborn babe. 735 01:33:37,440 --> 01:33:39,350 Get undressed. 736 01:33:45,793 --> 01:33:48,510 Get down like a mare. 737 01:33:48,673 --> 01:33:50,134 You hold this lantern. 738 01:33:53,280 --> 01:33:56,892 Let this be a pretty mare's head! 739 01:33:58,113 --> 01:34:01,790 Let this be a pretty mare's hair! 740 01:34:04,673 --> 01:34:07,542 Let these be a pretty mare's arms! 741 01:34:07,617 --> 01:34:10,519 Let this be a pretty mare's flank! 742 01:34:10,593 --> 01:34:14,422 Let these be a pretty mare's breasts... 743 01:34:23,425 --> 01:34:24,986 ...and let this be... 744 01:34:25,601 --> 01:34:28,863 ...a pretty mare's tail! 745 01:34:29,345 --> 01:34:32,957 l don't want the tail! 746 01:34:36,513 --> 01:34:39,863 What have you done? 747 01:34:40,577 --> 01:34:43,097 l told you not to say a word! 748 01:34:43,169 --> 01:34:45,111 l don't want the tail! 749 01:34:45,185 --> 01:34:47,127 By speaking, you spoiled it all! 750 01:34:47,778 --> 01:34:50,495 Now it's no longer possible. 751 01:36:22,755 --> 01:36:25,603 lt's a terrible thing to die in mortal sin. 752 01:36:27,043 --> 01:36:31,648 lf we repent just before we die, we're saved! 753 01:36:31,876 --> 01:36:35,804 What kind of place do we go to after death? 754 01:36:35,876 --> 01:36:37,120 What do you think? 755 01:36:37,188 --> 01:36:38,781 Who knows, Meuccio? 756 01:36:38,980 --> 01:36:42,296 What'll heaven or hell be like, Tingoccio? 757 01:36:43,364 --> 01:36:46,233 Again! You want to see me dead, is that it? 758 01:36:46,980 --> 01:36:51,453 Who knows, l may die first. The Lord decides. 759 01:36:57,572 --> 01:36:58,521 What is it? 760 01:36:59,332 --> 01:37:00,608 Let's make a promise... 761 01:37:01,029 --> 01:37:02,272 ...the one who dies first... 762 01:37:03,268 --> 01:37:07,545 ...comes to tell the other what it's like. 763 01:37:07,780 --> 01:37:09,536 All right. 764 01:37:09,604 --> 01:37:11,612 -Do you swear? -l swear! 765 01:37:11,845 --> 01:37:12,793 So do l! 766 01:37:54,885 --> 01:37:58,399 l'm in mortal sin because of you! 767 01:37:58,534 --> 01:38:00,061 Me too, because of you... 768 01:38:01,285 --> 01:38:04,002 ...since we're lovers, you and l. 769 01:38:04,742 --> 01:38:08,255 lf a woman commits a mortal sin with a man... 770 01:38:08,934 --> 01:38:11,683 ...that man commits a mortal sin with that woman! 771 01:38:13,093 --> 01:38:16,389 Holy Virgin forgive us! 772 01:38:22,214 --> 01:38:25,061 What 's one sin more or less? Let's do it again. 773 01:39:06,023 --> 01:39:07,845 You're as pale as a dead man! 774 01:39:08,231 --> 01:39:09,572 You're crazy! 775 01:39:10,086 --> 01:39:11,461 Say what you want... 776 01:39:11,687 --> 01:39:13,662 ...if you keep it up like that... 777 01:39:13,735 --> 01:39:16,637 ...you'll be sorry... 778 01:39:16,839 --> 01:39:18,530 ...l tell you, fool that l am. 779 01:39:18,599 --> 01:39:23,389 Don't you even care about your health? No, of course not. 780 01:39:24,807 --> 01:39:27,906 l'd like to make love, too... 781 01:39:28,231 --> 01:39:30,019 ...and l could any time. 782 01:39:30,311 --> 01:39:33,660 But l don't, because of my salvation. 783 01:39:33,895 --> 01:39:38,052 l want my soul after death to be without sin before God. 784 01:41:14,409 --> 01:41:15,554 Yes, my dear. 785 01:41:15,946 --> 01:41:19,426 Very often l told him so. 786 01:41:19,657 --> 01:41:22,953 l said, ''Two or three times, it's okay, but no more.'' 787 01:41:23,081 --> 01:41:26,147 He was stubborn and wouldn't listen. 788 01:41:26,282 --> 01:41:28,616 Month after month, he did it... 789 01:41:28,682 --> 01:41:31,781 ...five, six, seven, eight... 790 01:41:31,850 --> 01:41:35,014 ...nine times a day, he never stopped! 791 01:41:35,082 --> 01:41:37,733 Poor Tingoccio! Look where he is now! 792 01:42:16,138 --> 01:42:17,087 Who is it? 793 01:42:18,827 --> 01:42:22,885 l promised to tell you what it's like after death. 794 01:42:23,083 --> 01:42:24,938 Welcome back! 795 01:42:25,707 --> 01:42:27,682 Are you saved? Or are you a lost soul? 796 01:42:28,555 --> 01:42:32,963 lf l was lost, how could l be here? 797 01:42:33,227 --> 01:42:34,536 That's not what l mean. 798 01:42:35,275 --> 01:42:37,217 What l mean is... 799 01:42:37,963 --> 01:42:41,476 ...is your soul damned to hell's fire? 800 01:42:41,835 --> 01:42:44,967 Not yet, but for the terrible sins l've committed... 801 01:42:45,099 --> 01:42:47,881 ...my sentence is heavy, l suffer a great deal. 802 01:42:48,427 --> 01:42:50,882 ls punishment the same for all? 803 01:42:51,019 --> 01:42:54,565 No, some are burning, some are in boiling water. 804 01:42:54,731 --> 01:42:56,454 Others are in ice or in shit. 805 01:43:00,172 --> 01:43:03,041 Can l do anything for you on earth? 806 01:43:04,587 --> 01:43:07,271 Have masses said, and prayers. 807 01:43:07,596 --> 01:43:11,174 Be charitable, that helps us a lot. 808 01:43:11,276 --> 01:43:14,472 Don't worry, l'll do as you say. 809 01:43:14,795 --> 01:43:17,348 l must go, it's almost dawn. 810 01:43:28,012 --> 01:43:29,670 So long, take care. 811 01:43:30,572 --> 01:43:31,881 Wait! 812 01:43:32,716 --> 01:43:34,091 May l ask a question? 813 01:43:34,316 --> 01:43:38,113 For all your love-making, how were you punished? 814 01:43:38,637 --> 01:43:40,262 What can l say? 815 01:43:40,620 --> 01:43:44,897 l met someone who knew every one of my sins. 816 01:43:46,061 --> 01:43:49,094 l thought that for my love-making... 817 01:43:49,580 --> 01:43:51,588 ...my punishment would be worse. 818 01:43:52,396 --> 01:43:54,884 l was shaking with fear. 819 01:43:55,436 --> 01:43:59,463 Someone asked why, and l said: 820 01:44:00,684 --> 01:44:04,459 ''l'm guilty of awful sins with a woman.'' 821 01:44:05,709 --> 01:44:09,287 That is why l am here now. 822 01:44:11,469 --> 01:44:13,062 They made fun of me, saying: 823 01:44:13,133 --> 01:44:17,028 ''You fool! That sin doesn't count here.'' 824 01:44:20,589 --> 01:44:23,371 l've got to go now. Be good. 825 01:44:54,094 --> 01:44:56,963 lt's not a sin! 826 01:45:26,062 --> 01:45:28,134 Here's the wine! 827 01:45:30,095 --> 01:45:32,910 Good, now we'll all get drunk! 828 01:45:34,958 --> 01:45:36,420 To your health! 829 01:45:37,486 --> 01:45:38,697 Thank you, friends! 830 01:45:41,103 --> 01:45:42,990 Good luck, Master. 831 01:45:43,055 --> 01:45:46,851 Great fortune in your other projects around the city. 832 01:45:54,127 --> 01:45:58,088 This good wine is the spirit of Saint Anthony! 833 01:45:58,287 --> 01:45:59,716 But l wonder. 834 01:45:59,791 --> 01:46:03,239 This wine is bliss for us to piss! 835 01:46:06,799 --> 01:46:08,293 Why create a work of art... 836 01:46:08,367 --> 01:46:11,367 ...when dreaming about it is so much sweeter? 837 01:46:14,367 --> 01:46:18,367 Preuzeto sa www.titlovi.com